Sunday, June 24, 2007
Brain dead. Just back from make-up tuition, which was quite useful cos i managed to clear a lot of doubts with the genius teacher. Dunno why some ppl are born so smart..... den i.... Ok... Nvrmind. =P
Lunch at bugis with Ah-zosh (-.-"), who happened to be passing by and was kind enuff to make sure i won't be a lonely old hag for the afternoon. Waited for 133 for more than 1/2 an hour under the excruciating heat, but the wait was worthwhile cos the bus ride proved to be really eventful. Unforgettable i would say....
Firstly, there was this lao ah-pek who was oogling at every girl who passed by. He did'nt even try to be discreet lah. Omg... so hao se. We decided to count the number of times he turned around to stare at ppl but only persevered till no.17 before we lost count cos we were too busy laughing.
Had to move on to stand at the back of the bus so we lost sight of our source of entertainment. THEN, just as we were gettin bored, I suddenly felt someone wack my backside. Wah piang eh!
It was like:
(Piak!!!)
Me: (turns around after recovering from my shock)
Old woman (around 50+ yrs old?) = culprit: (gives me this innocent innocent smile)
Me: -.-" (Den turns around to whisper to zosh) OMG. I think i just got molested by the ah-mah behind.
Ah-Zosh: REALLY??? I also felt someone pinch my kar-cheng just now lei. Wahlao. I thought i was hallucinating can %$#@&!@ (turns around to glare at ah-mah who conviniently pretended to be admiring the view outside)
So... the 2 traumatized teens, who also happened to be very bored, started the laughing spell again. Dunno why, but the fact that a bisexual ah-mah existed really amused us -.-" When we were about to get off at the Potong MRT stop, the Ah-mah suddenly asked me for the time. So. being the kind-hearted and angelic person i was (DUN PUKE ZOSH), i checked my HP and told her.
Me: 2.30
Ah-mah: Xie xie ni orh xiao mei mei (meaning: Thankyou little girl)
And while she was sayin that, she patted my backside affectionately!!!AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Before i had time to think, i blurted: "Bu ke qi (welcome)" before rushing down the bus.
Zosh was commenting on how it sounded like the ah-mah was thanking me for letting her touch me, den i was replying that she is welcome to do so anytime 0.o So wrong lah. Pollute my mind.
What has become of the senior citizens of S'pore man? Ok..... SOME of them to be exact. Cannot generalize. Hehe...
Anyways, my grandma popped by today and fried a lot of her special ikan bilis. Shiok! She even secretly prepared a small container for me so that my greedy dad wont kop everything when i'm out. Yay.... So there are goot old people after all. LOL
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MINE!!!!!!!!!
Oh ya... Cannot forget: Good luck Lumpy for your dragonboat comp today =))
Your tao huay depends on it. Hurhur... Sorry i cant go down to support ya? Jia you!
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